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Abbott
Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
Costello
Funny names?
Abbott
Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–
Costello
That’s what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
Abbott
I’m telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third–
Costello
You know the fellows’ names?
Abbott
Yes.
Costello
Well, then who’s playing first?
Abbott
Yes.
Costello
I mean the fellow’s name on first base.
Abbott
Who.
Costello
The fellow playin’ first base.
Abbott
Who.
Costello
The guy on first base.
Abbott
Who is on first.
Costello
Well, what are you askin’ me for?
Abbott
I’m not asking you–I’m telling you. Who is on first.
Costello
I’m asking you–who’s on first?
Abbott
That’s the man’s name.
Costello
That’s who’s name?
Abbott
Yes.
Costello
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott
Every dollar of it. And why not, the man’s entitled to it.
Costello
Who is?
Abbott
Yes.
Costello
So who gets it?
Abbott
Why shouldn’t he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello
Who’s wife?
Abbott
Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Costello
Who does?
Abbott
Absolutely.
Costello
Well, all I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base?
Abbott
Oh, no, no. What is on second base.
Costello
I’m not asking you who’s on second.
Abbott
Who’s on first!
Costello
St. Louis has a good outfield?
Abbott
Oh, absolutely.
Costello
The left fielder’s name?
Abbott
Why.
Costello
I don’t know, I just thought I’d ask.
Abbott
Well, I just thought I’d tell you.
Costello
Then tell me who’s playing left field?
Abbott
Who’s playing first.
Costello
Stay out of the infield! The left fielder’s name?
Abbott
Why.
Costello
Because.
Abbott
Oh, he’s center field.
Costello
Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott
Wouldn’t this be a fine team without a pitcher?
Costello
Tell me the pitcher’s name.
Abbott
Tomorrow.
Costello
Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball–me being a good catcher–I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott
Now, that’s he first thing you’ve said right.
Costello
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
Abbott
Don’t get excited. Take it easy.
Costello
I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don’t know. I don’t know throws it back to tomorrow–a triple play.
Abbott
Yeah, it could be.
Costello
Another guy gets up and it’s a long ball to center.
Abbott
Because.
Costello
Why? I don’t know. And I don’t care.
Abbott
What was that?
Costello
I said, I DON’T CARE!
Abbott
Oh, that’s our shortstop!